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Sneak Peak! https://eddiots.com/882

About Favorites

We took a poll. We asked everyone in the Crap-for-Less I.T. Department, "Which comics put you in the best mood to do cool work?" To adjust for dumbflation, we multiplied dev answers by 10, nondev answers by .4322, and manager answers by -17.

The results are here in "Favorites". It's the creme de la creme, the stuff that devs turn to when all else fails.

Can't find a bug? Read this book. Can't write some logic? Read this book. Can't get a bosshole off your back? Read this book. How can one comic book solve so many problems?

It can't. It modifies your mood mode so well that you'll solve them yourself. Built upon the shoulders of giant posers. Look inside. See for yourself.


Feedback from Eddiots

I love this book! (It's the only thing from work I love.) - Flo Chart, Software Engineer

★★★★★

Eddie holds nothing back. I'm glad someone finally does. - Gary Rigg, Software Engineer

★★★★★

Eddie's Favorites improves my quarterly performance metrics. - Vera Vague, Product Owner

★★★★★

I laughed so hard I almost wrote readable code. - Unknown Programmer, Software Engineer

★★★★☆

Not funny. Why is Eddie so unkind to I.T. managers? - Dunning Kruger, IT Manager

★☆☆☆☆

Eddie's negative publicity has improved our quarterly KPIs. - Con Victed, CEO

☆☆☆☆☆

About Eddiots

This is a work of fiction inspired by real events I witnessed, endured, or instigated.

Every character and company is a composite of real people and places from my work life. I just changed the names to protect the incompetent.

Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or businesses, active or bankrupt, is either coincidental or unavoidable because these eddiots are everywhere!

Thanks to all you bossholes, players, liars, fakers, slackers, posers, jerks, cheaters, and producers of endless technical debt. I used to hate you but now I love you because I need no imagination. I just share forward the suffering you shared with me.


About Eddie Ottic

Eddie Ottic has written 2 million lines of code for 94 firms in 50 years. There's a good chance something you own was built with his software.

He loves coding but hates going to work. Everywhere he's ever been had sufficient tech. None had sufficient management but plenty of bossholes.

When he says this, he's "not a team player". But when his comics say the same thing, others listen, laugh, and learn the inside truths no one else teaches. That's why he built eddiots.

He's a fair writer, a lousy artist, and a lazy developer. But combining them makes the magic vector art about his long I.T. incarceration. Read it, learn something, and most of all, have fun!

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