Eddieficial Intelligence
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About Eddieficial Intelligence
What is Artificial Intelligence? It's data. And logic. And use cases. Slightly advanced software. That's it. Nothing new. We've had AI slowly "taking over the world" for years.
Eddieficial Intelligence, on the other hand, is new, it's hip, it's fun, and it really is taking over the world: the comic world.
Eddiebot was conceived in the backend of a Fibonacci GT500 by Mombot and Dadbot right after USB was invented. He's been training for years. Now that he's finally in the Crap-for-Less I.T. Department, things have never been the same.
Forget about Artificial Intelligence. Embrace Eddieficial Intelligence. Let Eddiebot show you the way!
Feedback from Eddiots
AI taking over I.T.? Eddie shows that it can't get worse. - Faula Nomial, Tech Lead
★★★★★
Things are so screwed up here, AI can't fix it fast enough. - Gary Rigg, Software Engineer
★★★★★
Eddiebot is cute! Eddie must live vicariously through him. - Indigo Pixel, Designer
★★★★★
Eddie made me a robot! Why is it always the mother's fault? - Betty Ottic, Eddie's mom
★★★★☆
Eddie's most creative book. But I'm still stupid. - Dunning Kruger, IT Manager
★☆☆☆☆
I'd fire Eddie if Eddiebot didn't get so much done. - Nero Fiddler, CIO
☆☆☆☆☆
About Eddiots
This is a work of fiction inspired by real events I witnessed, endured, or instigated.
Every character and company is a composite of real people and places from my work life. I just changed the names to protect the incompetent.
Any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or businesses, active or bankrupt, is either coincidental or unavoidable because these eddiots are everywhere!
Thanks to all you bossholes, players, liars, fakers, slackers, posers, jerks, cheaters, and producers of endless technical debt. I used to hate you but now I love you because I need no imagination. I just share forward the suffering you shared with me.
About Eddie Ottic
Eddie Ottic has written 2 million lines of code for 94 firms in 50 years. There's a good chance something you own was built with his software.
He loves coding but hates going to work. Everywhere he's ever been had sufficient tech. None had sufficient management but plenty of bossholes.
When he says this, he's "not a team player". But when his comics say the same thing, others listen, laugh, and learn the inside truths no one else teaches. That's why he built eddiots.
He's a fair writer, a lousy artist, and a lazy developer. But combining them makes the magic vector art about his long I.T. incarceration. Read it, learn something, and most of all, have fun!